My Family Is A Part Of My

Now, Let's See How You Fare Against The Flying Dutchman And Her Vile Captain, Davy Jones!

The Monkees Are Like The Mafia. You're In For Life. Nobody Gets Out.

The Only People Who Didn't Like It [the Monkees] Were The French, And They Don't Even Like Themselves, So What's The Point?

The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want To Hear About Bad Times.

Well, I Have My Immortal Soul. At Least, I'm Pretty Sure I Didn't Misplace It Somewhere Along The Way.