My Existence Went Up About 12 Levels

I Figure The Oldies Are Real Close To What Rocking Country Use To Be.

My Fake Japanese Was Smooth Enough To Earn Me The Title Of 'the Emperor Of Pleasing Graciousness' In That Country.

I Taught Myself To Tune In To Another Persons Wavelength, Figure Out What They Were Looking For, And Try To Project That Thing Back At Them.

I Think The Acts Today Get Too Much Money. I Really Do. They Wind Up Blowing It All Anyway. It's Silly To Give Children That Much Money.

Half The Time I Feel Like I'm Appealing To The Downer Freaks Out There. We Start To Play One Downer Record After Another Until I Begin To Get Down Myself. Give Me Something From 1960 Or Something; Let Me Get Up Again. The Music Of Today Is For Downer Freaks, And I'm An Upper.