My Existence Went Up About 12 Levels

Two Thousand Years From Now They'll Still Be Hearing About Elvis Presley.

My Fake Japanese Was Smooth Enough To Earn Me The Title Of 'the Emperor Of Pleasing Graciousness' In That Country.

If You Do Right, Everything Will Come Out Right.

I Know It Sounds Corny, Man, But I Like To Bring Folks Joy, And I Like To Have A Good Time. I Know Folks Like To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Good Time. You Sure As Hell Don't Want To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Bad Day.

I Started Out As An Opportunistic Renegade. By Now, I've Lasted Long Enough To Become Sort Of An American Original Respectable Renegade.