I Taught Myself To Tune In To

John R. Told Me You Don't Work For The Radio Station. You Work For The People Out There.

I Think The Acts Today Get Too Much Money. I Really Do. They Wind Up Blowing It All Anyway. It's Silly To Give Children That Much Money.

From 1958 To 1964, That's Real Rock N' Roll. Then The Beatles Hit And Everyone Sounded Like Them.

I Am Just A Little Tired Of The Stones And The Beatles, And I Don't Care If I Ever Hear 'louie Louie' Ever Again.

I Know It Sounds Corny, Man, But I Like To Bring Folks Joy, And I Like To Have A Good Time. I Know Folks Like To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Good Time. You Sure As Hell Don't Want To Be With Somebody Who's Having A Bad Day.