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When Pat Buchanan Came Out Against The Beijing Women's Conference And There Were Women Standing Next To Him, Smiling And Laughing When He Was Making Fun Of It, I Was So Embarrassed. I Don't Mind When The More Liberal Or Moderate Republican Women Talk About Smaller Government Or Money Issues And Things Of That Nature. But When I See A Conservative Republican Woman In Line With The Christian Right Or Coming Out Against Abortion And Day-care Issues And For Taking Away Womens' Aid, I See A Self-hating, Unenlightened Woman, Like A Self-hating Jew. That Blows My Mind. I Don't Get It At All.

I Think We All Remember Where We Were When Rush Hour Hit The Water. That Was An Important Day.

Yes, I Think Lots Of People Are Eager To Obtain Weapons Of Mass Destruction. But There's No Evidence That He Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction. There's Been No Evidence Of Him Testing Nuclear Weapons. We Have People That Are In Our Face With Nuclear Weapons. We've Got Iran And North Korea. We've Got A Problem With Pakistan. You Know, I Don't Know What To Say About That. There's A Whole Lot Of People That Are Going Nuclear. And I Think That Saddam Hussein Is Actually, With The Evidence, The Least Able To Use Nuclear Weapons And The Least Obvious Offender In That Area At This Moment.

Here's What The Right-wing Has In, There's No Shortage Of The Natural Resources Of Ignorance, Apathy, Hate, Fear. As Long As Those Things Are In The Collective Conscious And Unconscious, The Republicans Will Have Some Votes.

I Should Also Say, In General, I Just Drank A Lot. I Shouldn't Characterize It As "to Get The Courage To Perform." It Was Just An In-general Nighttime Activity. It Definitely Made It Easier When I Started Doing Stand-up. It Was Just Much Simpler To Do A Couple Of Shots. It Made My Nerves Go Away, For The Most Part. It Just Was Something I Sort Of Relied On For About The First Four Years.