My Defensiveness In Life Really Helps Me

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

It's Not Every Day That You Get To Be Affectionate Around Something, It Just Doesn't Happen That Often.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.

I Think Michael Moore Is A Hero. I Love Him.

I Guess I Still Feel That I'm A Comedian; If I Had To Pick One Thing That I Feel Like I Could Do, It Would Be That. That Doesn't Mean That I Like It, But I Feel That's What I Am.