My Dear Girl, There Are Some Things

I'm Fed Up With The Idiots... The Ever-widening Gap Between People Who Know How To Make Movies And The People Who Green-light The Movies.

The Great Jack Nicklaus Summed Things Up Neatly During A Charity Match On The Old Course At St. Andrews Where He And I Were Playing Against Ben Crenshaw And Glen Campbell. I Asked Him What He Considered To Be The Most Important Factor To Overcome In The Game Of Golf. His Reply, "it's An Unfair Game."

More Than Anything Else, I'd Like To Be An Old Man With A Good Face, Like Hitchcock Or Picasso.

Scotland Should Be Nothing Less Than Equal With All The Other Nations Of The World.

If Anything Could Have Pulled Me Out Of Retirement It Would Have Been An Indiana Jones Film.