Love May Not Make The World Go

I Find If I Just Sit Down And Think, A Solution Presents Itself.

Only 4 Percent Of All The Companies Owned In Scotland Have Their Head Offices In Scotland.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

I Like Women. I Don't Understand Them, But I Like Them.

I Unfortunately Don't Speak French, But My Wife Is Now Fluent In English, Which Really Reflects Rather Badly On Me.