My Dad Sold Encyclopedias And My Mom

Having A Kid Is Like Falling In Love For The First Time When You're 12, But Every Day.

Why Must I Be Surrounded By Frickin' Idiots?

Comedy And Sausages Are The Two Things That If You Know How They're Made They Affect The Appetite.

I'm From Toronto. It's A Lot More Laid Back. When You Are Thrust Into Different Environments, There Is An Odd Adaptation Period. And Then There Are Times When Unfair, Unkind, Untrue Things Are Written About You. That Bothers Me Less Now.

I Had A Blast, But I Still Wonder Sometimes Why They Saw Me As The Perfect Guy For This Strange Character.