My Dad Died, And My Grandfather Died,

Were There No Fools, There Would Be No Flatterers.

They Say That If You're Afraid Of Homosexuals, It Means That Deep Down Inside You're Actually A Homosexual Yourself. That Worries Me Because I'm Afraid Of Dogs.

Never Raise Expectations In Others That You Cannot Realize: Promise Is Less Pleasing Than Disappointment Is Vexatious.

You Can't Love Your Team Without Hating Another Team.

He That Searches For Praise Will Often Find Contempt.