Flattery Succeeds Best On Minds Previously Occupied

Many Frequently Change Their Principles, But Seldom Their Practices.

I Love Writing - It's The Best. But I Really Hate Collaboration.

It Is Vain To Complain Of Fortune While We Fail In Policy And Conduct.

I'm No Good At Anything But Comedy, Which I Think I'm Good At. I'm Absolutely No Good At Networking; I'm Terrible At Acting; I'm Terrible At Dealing With Executives; I'm Terrible At Collaborating. And I Say Whatever I Want To Say. But I Think I'm Good Enough At Comedy That I Can Survive. And I Don't Really Have An Ambition For Money.

Last Christmas, I Got The Worst Gift A Guy Ever Gave Me. He Gave Me A Lottery Ticket... What's The Guy Even Thinking There. Here You Go... Nothing! Merry Christmas! It's Nothing!