Flattery Succeeds Best On Minds Previously Occupied

I Don't Know Anything About Politics. Like, Zero. Nothing.

Were There No Fools, There Would Be No Flatterers.

I Like Doing A Funny Show Where I Don't Have To Act And Fall In Love With A Girl.

Ignorance Is Better Than Knowledge Misapplied.

Comedy Is Surprises, So If You're Intending To Make Somebody Laugh And They Don't Laugh, That's Funny.