Flattery Succeeds Best On Minds Previously Occupied

He That Searches For Praise Will Often Find Contempt.

There Hasn't Been An Original Voice In Stand-up Since Sam Kinison.

Proper Respect To Others Is The Most Prudent Rule Of Directing The Measure Of Reverence Due To Ourselves.

The Rolling Stones Reunited For A Twenty-fifth Anniversary Tour Last Week. Keith Richards Said That He's Happy To Continue To Do What He's Been Doing For The Past Twenty-five Years: Cheating Death.

Though We May Not Desire To Detect Fraud, We Must Not, On That Account, Endeavor To Be Insensible Of It, For, As Cunning Is A Crime, So Is Duplicity A Fault, And If Men Dread Knaves, They Also Despise Fools.