My Comedy Comes From Pain. I Can't

If I Can Tell Someone A Story That Makes Them Bend Over And Laugh, That's Bigger Than Anything Else.

I'm Not A Star, And I Don't Want To Be A Star. Stars Fall. I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.

I've Introduced Myself With Comedy, And Once You've Introduced Yourself As Something, That's Where People Keep You. That's Where People Like To Hold You.

I've Never Been No Superficial Cat.

The Bernie Mac Show' Is My Life. It's The Truth, And I'm Not Ashamed Of A Minute, An Hour, Or A Second Of My Life.