Hugs Aren't Like Pieces Of Pie. Plenty

Comedy Has Been So Good To Me.

Whatever Success I've Had, I Always Like To Top It.

The One Thing About Comedy, Making It Become A Part Of You, The Audience Loves It, Because You Become Part Of Them.

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.

I Came Up In The Community Center. I Used To Be Physical Director Of The South Central Community Center In Chicago On 83rd. It's Still There. It Used To Be Around There When I Was A Kid.