Bernie Mac Don't Sugarcoat.

I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not A Clown.

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.

Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass Off At Koreatown. Now Hold On, America, Don't Start Writing No Letters. I'm Just Kidding. But Am I Lying?

As I Got Older, I Got Into All Kinds Of Things In The Streets - But For Some Reason, I Never Got Caught Up With The Gangs Growing Up. Everybody Dug Me, Man. I Never Had Problems.

I Love My Daughter, But There's A Certain Feeling, A Certain Emotion When You Got A Granddaughter, You Know?