My Children Have Made Me A Better

Other People's Children's Birthday Parties Are The Most Joyful Events You Will Ever Resent Having To Attend.

I Only Dated One Asian Girl, But She Was Very Asian. She Was A Panda.

Be More Assertive With What You Want To Do.

Why Do You Have To Be Out Of Town To Write A Postcard? I Want A To Write A Postcard To My Neighbor: "i Still Live Near You!" The Guy Sees Me Go Into My Apartment, Flips The Card Over, It's Just A Picture Of Me Holding A Rifle.

I Would Make Sweet Love To Don Rickles.