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You Catch More Flies With Honey Than You Do With Vinegar.

Here’s To Books, The Cheapest Vacation You Can Buy.

Though I Was Standing In Front Of A Mirror, I Wasn't Really Seeing My Reflection. I Was Seeing, Very Clearly, That—at The Moment—i Was All In The World That Eric Could Think Of As His Own. I Had Better Not Fail Him.

Following Simon's Adventures Is Like Being The Pinball In An Especially Antic Game, But It's Well Worth The Wear And Tear.

It Was Like Being Around A Particularly Irritating Two-year-old.