Here’s To Books, The Cheapest Vacation You

Could I Tell Them I Was Sorry Their Loved One Was Dead, When He’d Tried To Kill Me? There Was No Rule Of Etiquette For This; Even My Grandmother Would Have Been Stymied.

The Vampire Is Not A Bad Man, And He Loves You

I Thought About Making Biscuits, But There Seemed To Be More Than Enough Calories On Board.

I Met Elvis In Your Woods One Night,” Terry Said. One Of The Emts Had Given Him A Shot, And I Thought It Was Beginning To Work. “i Knew I Was Nuts Then. He Was Telling Me How Much He Liked Cats. I Told Him I Was A Dog Person, Myself.

I Have Lived One Step Away From Losing My Mind For Years. I Am Quick And Accurate In Spotting Unstable Streaks In Others.