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My First Word For The New Year Was 'exsanguinate.' This Was Probably Not A Good Omen.

Only A Group Lack Of Imagination Could Account For People Not Wondering What Went On In The Dark Around Them.

It's Probably A Bad Indicator Of Your Lifestyle When You Miss Your Ex-boyfriend Because He's Absolutely Lethal.

As Exits Go, That's A Good One." It Was Pretty Hard To Have The Last Word With A Vampire.

As The Water Pounded On My Back, I Reflected That I Must Be Pretty Simple. It Didn't Take Much To Make Me Happy. A Long Night With A Dead Guy Had Done The Trick.