You Catch More Flies With Honey Than

Silver, Gold - I Don't Discriminate! I Like Sparkly Things.

I Did What I Have Been Told To Do By My Queen. In So Doing, I Fell Into A Trap I Couldn't Escape. I Still Can't." "the Trap Of Luuuuvvvv, I Thought Sarcastically. But He Was Too Serious, Too Calm, To Mock.

The World Seemed A Bad And Terrible Place, All Its Denizens Suspect, And I The Lamb Wandering Through The Valley Of Death With A Bell Around My Neck.

(sookie's Thoughts On Debbie Pelt) She Had Been Cruel To Alcide, Insulted Me Grievously, Burned A Hole In My Favorite Wrap And—oh—tried To Kill Me By Proxy. Also, She Had Stupid Hair.

Finally, A Human Man Saw Me As Intensely Valuable. Just My Luck He Was Happily Married And Thought I Was A Freak.