My Brain? It's My Second Favorite Organ!

Should I Marry W.? Not If She Won't Tell Me The Other Letters In Her Name.

I'm A Comedian. I Make Comic Films And There Are Certain Ideas That Occur To Me That Are Comic, With Heavy, Serious Undertones. There Are Some Ideas That Are More Frivolous To Me. The Next Idea That Could Occur To Me Could Be Comedy About Death And Famine Or Something.

Never Shoot Up In The Air When You're Standing Under It.

Life Is Full Of Misery, Loneliness, And Suffering - And It's All Over Much Too Soon.

A Tree Never Hits An Automobile Except In Self Defense.