My Brain? It's My Second Favorite Organ!

It's Funny. Maria Elena And I, We Are Meant For Each Other And Not Meant For Each Other, It's A Contradiction.

If I Had My Choice In Life I Would Have Had The Gifts Of Tennessee Williams Or Eugene O'neill. Unfortunately My Gifts Lie In Comedy And So Comedy Comes Fairly Easy To Me And I Occasionally Have An Idea For A Very Serious Piece And I Do It, But The Ideas Don't Come That Readily To Me.

I Wish I Could Think Of A Positive Point To Leave You With. Will You Take Two Negative Points?

If You're Not Failing, You're Not Trying Anything.

I Prefer To Achieve Immortality By Not Dying.