Dying Is One Of The Few Things

I Don't Want To Be Immortal Through My Works. I Want To Be Immortal By Not Dying.

Life Is For The Living.

I Took A Test In Existentialism. I Left All The Answers Blank And Got 100.

My Gift Was In Comedy. I Found Out I Could Make Jokes. I Could Tell Jokes. I Could Write Them. So Over The Years, That's What I've Done.

90 Per Cent Of Success Is Turning Up.