My Body Looks Like 30 But My

I Am The Fred Astaire Of Karate.

I'm Not A Movie Star. I'm A Brand Name. Van Damme Is Like Levi's. I Go On Vacation, And Everywhere I Go, People Love Me For My Name, Not For My Movies.

I'm Fast, Why? Because I Eat Vegetables.

I Came Back To My Original Wife. I Came Back To Her After I Made A Few Boo-boos In My Life. Coming Back To Her Was Good For Me, Good For Her And Good For The Children.

There Are Some Movie Stars In Hollywood That Are So Scared, They Also Tell The Reporter That They Are Recording Them, In Case There Is Something Wrong With What They Wrote About Them In The Papers.