I'm Always Listening And Watching; My Ear

To Give Up My Job As A Temp And Actually Make A Living Doing Comedy, It Was Staggering.

So Yes, I Say Things I Regret Constantly, And I Just Can't Help It.

I Have A No-apology Policy. No Apologies For Jokes. I Apologize In My Real Life All The Time. I Say Ridiculous Things, I Make Mistakes Constantly. But When I'm On Stage, I'm At A Microphone It's A Joke!

I Do Feel I'm Kind Of A Magnet For Crazy, And If There Isn't Enough Crazy, I Will Insert Myself In A Situation That I Feel Has Comedy Potential.

That's Life When You're On The D-list.