History Is Not Happenstance: It Is Conspiratorial.

The Person Who Is Most A Part Of Me Is The Performer, Is The Standup, The Guy Who Says, "hey Look At Me, Listen To This!" I Do That Because That's What I Do, I Love Doing It.

If A Parsley Farmer Is Sued, Can They Garnish His Wages?

The Next Time A Prostitute Solicits Your Business, Ask For The Clergyman's Rate.

When I Hear A Person Talking About Political Solutions, I Know I Am Not Listening To A Serious Person.

I Consider The Coke A Major Cause. Of Course, You Could Also Make The Argument That Because Cocaine Speeds Up The Heart, It's Good For You.