If You Go Down As A Comedian's

Cake And Tea Or Death?

In Britain We Have A Very Powerful Tabloid Culture With Celebrities On The Front Page Crying With Their Make-up Smeared And Tears, And It's Kind Of What You'd Expect From Someone Who Likes To Dress Up That Way.

Cause Jesus I Do Think Did Exist, And He Was, I Think, A Guy Who Had Interesting Ideas In The Gandhi-type Area, In The Nelson Mandela-type Area, You Know, Relaxed And Groovy; And The Romans Thought, Relaxed And Groovy?! No, No, No, No, No! So They Murdered Him. And Kids Eat Chocolate Eggs, Because Of The Color Of The Chocolate, And The Color Of The... Wood On The Cross. Well, You Tell Me! It's Got Nothing To Do With It, Has It?

My Sexuality Is Straight Transvestite Or Male Lesbian. It Seems We Are Beyond The Idea That I Am Gay And Hiding It. If I Had To Describe How I Feel In My Head, I'd Say I'm A Complete Boy Plus Half A Girl. I Don't Seem To Have The Sixth Sense That Women Have Or Their Stronger Senses Of Taste And Smell. Gay Men Can Also Have It But Straight Men Don't.

Cats Have A Scam Going - You Buy The Food, They Eat The Food, They Go Away; That's The Deal.