Most Stick People Are Black.

I Just Know Keeping Track Of What I'm Doing And Where I'm Going Is Important To Me.

I Was A Good Student When I Was A Kid, And I Did Everything I Was Supposed To Do, And I Got A's.

I Went To Law School. I Found It Interesting For The First Three Weeks.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

The Problem With Most People, Is That They Are Most People.