Most Stick People Are Black.

When Someone Asks You The Question 'are You Ticklish' It Doesn't Matter If You Say Yes Or No, Cause They're Going To Touch You. If Someone Asks If You're Ticklish And You Don't Want To Be Touched You Should Something Like 'i Have Diarrhea, Now Don't Touch Me Cause You'll Make It Come Out... And Yes I'm Very Ticklish'.

I Wanna Buy A Bunch Of Hermit Crabs And Make Them Live Together.

I Hate Seeing People That Look Like You. Especially If God's Living By The Motto 'if At First You Don't Succeed.'

Never Be Less Interesting Than Your Refrigerator Magnets.

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.