Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From

On His Homesickness During The Barcelona Olympics -i Miss America. I Miss Crime And Murder. I Miss Philadelphia. There Hasn't Been A Brutal Stabbing Or Anything Here The Last 24 Hours. I've Missed It.

I'm Serious. I've Got To Get People To Realize That The Government Is Full Of It. Republicans And Democrats Want To Argue Over Stuff That's Not Important, Like Gay Marriage Or The War In Iraq Or Illegal Immigration... When I Run - If I Run - We're Going To Talk About Real Issues Like Improving Our Schools, Cleaning Up Our Neighborhoods Of Drugs And Crime And Making Alabama A Better Place For All People.

I Know I'm Never As Good Or Bad As One Single Performance. I've Never Believed In My Critics Or My Worshippers, And I've Always Been Able To Leave The Game At The Arena.

Yeah, I Regret We Weren't On A Higher Floor.

You Know What I Always Say About Basketball Whenever Anybody Tried To Tell Me The Knicks Are Gonna Be Good: They're Old. Old People Don't Get Healthy. They Die.