Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From

You Got To Believe In Yourself. Hell, I Believe I'm The Best-looking Guy In The World And I Might Be Right.

You Know What's Amazing To Me? America. There Have Been So Many People Who Have Stepped Up, And I'm Just Proud To Be An American. Yeah, There Were Some Mistakes Made, But I Don't Play The Blame Game. Let's Move Forward And Rebuild New Orleans.

These Are My New Shoes. They're Good Shoes. They Won't Make You Rich Like Me, They Won't Make You Rebound Like Me, They Definitely Won't Make You Handsome Like Me. They'll Only Make You Have Shoes Like Me. That's It.

There's No Medical Term For What I've Got.

Poor People Have Been Voting For Democrats For The Last 50 Years And They're Still Poor.