Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From

I'm Not Paid To Be A Role Model. I'm Paid To Wreak Havoc On The Basketball Court.

I Think That The Team That Wins Game Five Will Win The Series. Unless We Lose Game Five.

I Didnt Wear The Pink Panties Because I Didnt Want America Going Crazy With Excitement.

Kids Are Great. That's One Of The Best Things About Our Business, All The Kids You Get To Meet. It's A Shame They Have To Grow Up To Be Regular People And Come To The Games And Call You Names.

It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or Anything, We're Watching Basketball.