Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From

What I Told [my Teammates] After The Game Was I'm Just Fortunate [for] My 16 Years Because, This [injury] Can Happen Every Single Night You Go Out And Play... It Can Be Over In One Instant, So You Should Appreciate Everyday.

If You Are An Ugly Woman, You Have No Chance Of Getting A Tv Job.

Everything Gets Blamed On The Clintons, Every Single Thing In This World. I Think Bill Clinton Shot Jfk, Too.

I Don't Know What That Gas Is Made Of, But It Can't Smell Any Worse Than Ernie Johnson 's Gym Bag.

I Like To Help Poor People Who Got No Chance. If Rich People Don't, Who Will? Not Other Poor People, That's For Sure.