Most People Only Do What They Are

It Is Uplifting To Lose One?s Faith In A Reality Which Looks The Way It Is Described In A Newspaper.

Psychoanalysis: A Rabbit That Was Swallowed By A Boa Constrictor Just Wanted To See What It Was Like In There.

The Trouble With Germans Is Not That They Fire Shells, But That They Engrave Them With Quotations From Kant.

It Is Better Not To Express What One Means Than To Express What One Does Not Mean.

Journalists Write Because They Have Nothing To Say, And Have Something To Say Because They Write.