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I Master Only The Language Of Others. Mine Does With Me What It Wants.

To Me All Men Are Equal: There Are Jackasses Everywhere, And I Have The Same Contempt For Them All.

To Be Sure, The Dog Is Loyal. But Why, On That Account, Should We Take Him As An Example? He Is Loyal To Man, Not To Other Dogs.

"a Cigar," Said The Altruist, "a Cigar, My Good Man, I Cannot Give You. But Any Time You Need A Light, Just Come Around; Mine Is Always Lit."

Hate Must Make A Man Productive. Otherwise One Might As Well Love.