Cosmetics Is The Science Of A Woman's

To Me It's Still A Greater Miracle When A Fly Flies Than When A Human Being Undertakes To Do So.

Progress Celebrates Victories Over Nature. Progress Makes Purses Out Of Human Skin. When People Were Traveling In Mail Coaches, The World Got Ahead Better Than It Does Now That Salesmen Fly Through The Air. What Good Is Speed If The Brain Has Oozed Out On The Way? How Will The Heirs Of This Age Be Taught The Most Basic Motions That Are Necessary To Activate The Most Complicated Machines? Nature Can Rely On Progress; It Will Avenge It For The Outrage It Has Perpetrated On It.

I Am Already So Popular That Anyone Who Vilifies Me Becomes More Popular Than I Am.

Psychoanalysis Is The Mental Illness It Purports To Cure

Nowadays The Thief Cannot Be Distinguished From His Victim. Neither Has Any Valuable Objects On Him.