There Are Very Few Songs About Just

And Of Course I Didn't Make Any Money From Stand Up For Years, So I Had Temp Jobs. That Was The Way I Made Money.

Your Mind Is Like A Sponge, In The Sense That It Would Come In Handy When Cleaning Off A Countertop Or Something Like That.

I Like To Use 'i Can't Believe It's Not Butter' On My Toast In The Morning, Because Sometimes When I Eat Breakfast, I Like To Be Incredulous. How Was Breakfast? Unbelievable.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.