I Have No Plan Except To Take

I Have No Agenda, Nothing To Control.

What I've Learned About Comedy People Is That They're Defined By The Harshest Level They've Been To, Their Personal Auschwitz.

No One Gets A Free Ride. Except Maybe Bus Drivers.

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.

Oil Is Sixty Dollars A Barrel. There Are Terrorists Everywhere. We Have A Catastrophe In Our World Every Ten Minutes. I Don't Know How Anybody's Getting Through Anything. Right Now, People Just Need To Be Entertained.