I Say Things, Like Every Other Parent,

I Grew Up Cursing A Lot.

I Don't Know What Drives Me To Succeed. I Know I Want To Always Do The Best I Can.i Guess I Was Maybe In Little League Baseball As Far As I Wanted To Be Good At That. But School, I Certainly Wasn't The Best At That.

When I Was Younger And Did A Stand-up Gig, It Would Take Me Two Weeks To Recover. Sometimes I'd Get So Panicked That I Would Stutter.

Chemistry Can Be A Good And Bad Thing. Chemistry Is Good When You Make Love With It. Chemistry Is Bad When You Make Crack With It.

The Toughest Part Is That When Your Kid's Upset, You're Upset. You're Rocked Until They're Not Upset. Even When They're Not Upset, You're Like, "i Hope That Doesn't Happen, Down The Line." You're Always Nervous Because You Want Your Kid To Be Happy.