I Know I Want To Always Do

Like Every Other Rich Asshole, I Have A Cook And He's In My Trailer Making Food All The Time.

I Shouldn't Be Near Vegas And Have Money In My Pocket.

Having A Kid Is Great... As Long As His Eyes Are Closed And He's Not Moving Or Speaking.

I Immediately Said Yes For One Reason And One Reason Only....netflix Rhymes With Wet Chicks.

It's Hard To Soar With The Eagles When You're Surrounded By Turkeys.