Most Novelists Write About Twisted Lives.

You've Heard Of People Calling In Sick. You May Have Called In Sick A Few Times Yourself. But Have You Ever Thought About Calling In Well? It'd Go Like This: You'd Get The Boss On The Line And Say, "listen, I've Been Sick Ever Since I Started Working Here, But Today I'm Well And I Won't Be In Anymore." Call In Well.

True Stability Results When Presumed Order And Presumed Disorder Are Balanced.

The First Time That She Spread Her Legs For Him It Had Been Like Opening Her Jaws For The Dentist.

Ultimately, The Roast Turkey Must Be Regarded As A Monument To Boomer's Love.

Self-esteem Is For Sissies. Accept That You're A Pimple And Try To Keep A Lively Sense Of Humor About It. That Way Lies Grace - And Maybe Even Glory.