Most Novelists Write About Twisted Lives.

Me? I Stand For Uncertainty, Insecurity, Bad Taste, Fun, And Things That Go Boom In The Night.

You Are What You Think You Eat.

If The Novelist Isn't Surprised By Where His Book Ends Up, He Or She Probably Hasn't Written Anything Worth Remembering.

Salvador Dali And Fifty Cents Will Get You A Cup Of Clock Melt.

There Are Many Things Worth Living For, A Few Things Worth Dying For, And Nothing Worth Killing For.