Society Had A Crime Problem. It Hired

You Know What The Game Of Golf Is, Don't You? It's Basketball For People Who Can't Jump And Chess For People Who Can't Think.

To Emphasize The Afterlife Is To Deny Life. To Concentrate On Heaven Is To Create Hell.

People Tend The Take Everything Too Seriously. Especially Themselves. Yep. And That's Probably What Makes 'em Scared And Hurt So Much Of The Time. Life Is Too Serious To Take That Seriously.

Wit And Playfulness Represent A Desperately Serious Transcendence Of Evil. Humor Is Both A Form Of Wisdom And A Means Of Survival.

We Use So Much Bad Language That It Forms A Barrier Between Ourselves And The Truth.