It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

The Road To Ruin Is Always In Good Repair, And The Travellers Pay The Expense Of It.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.

Contentment Is A Kind Of Moral Laziness; If There Wasn't Anything But Contentment In His World, Man Wouldn't Be Any More Of A Success Than An Angleworm Is

Woman's Influence Is Powerful, Especially When She Wants Something.