It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.

The Happiest Time In Any Man's Life Is When He Is In Red-hot Pursuit Of A Dollar With A Reasonable Prospect Of Overtaking It.

You Can Reach Stupidity Only With A Cannon Ball.

Advice Is Like Kissing: It Costs Nothing And Is A Pleasant Thing To Do.

The Truly Innocent Are Those Who Not Only Are Guiltless Themselves But Who Think Others Are.