Most Collisions Out On The Fields Are

To Get Along With Me, Don't Increase My Tension.

When I Began Playing The Game, Baseball Was About As Gentlemanly As A Kick In The Crotch.

I Have Observed That Baseball Is Not Unlike War, And When You Get Right Down To It, We Batters Are The Heavy Artillery.

Every Great Batter Works On The Theory That The Pitcher Is More Afraid Of Him Than He Is Of The Pitcher.

A Ball Bat Is A Wondrous Weapon.