A Ball Bat Is A Wondrous Weapon.

The Crowd Makes The Ballgame.

When I Began Playing The Game, Baseball Was About As Gentlemanly As A Kick In The Crotch.

I'm Coming Down On The Next Pitch, Krauthead.

I Regret To This Day That I Never Went To College. I Feel I Should Have Been A Doctor.

Don't Come Home A Failure.