A Ball Bat Is A Wondrous Weapon.

Speed Is A Great Asset; But It's Greater When It's Combined With Quickness - And There's A Big Difference.

I Regret To This Day That I Never Went To College. I Feel I Should Have Been A Doctor.

He Batted Against Spitballs, Shineballs, Emeryballs And All The Other Trick Deliveries. He Never Figured Anything Out Or Studied Anything With The Same Scientific Approach I Gave It. He Just Swung. If He'd Ever Had Any Knowledge Of Batting, His Average Would Have Been Phenomenal. ... He Seemed Content To Just Punch The Ball, And I Can Still See Those Line Drives Whistling To The Far Precincts. Joe Jackson Hit The Ball Harder Than Any Man Ever To Play Baseball.

When I Played Ball, I Didn't Play For Fun.

Most Collisions Out On The Fields Are Needless.