A Ball Bat Is A Wondrous Weapon.

I've Been Called One Of The Hardest Bargainers Who Ever Held Out, And I'm Proud Of It.

The Best Recommendation For An Umpire In The Old Days Was: "he Licked Somebody In The Three-i League. He Ought To Do.

When I Played Ball, I Didn't Play For Fun.

Just Speed, Raw Speed, Blinding Speed, Too Much Speed.

When Two Doctors Pass Each Other On The Street They Wink At Each Other.