I Have Observed That Baseball Is Not

He (shoeless Joe Jackson) Was The Finest Natural Hitter In The History Of The Game.

The Base Paths Belonged To Me, The Runner. The Rules Gave Me The Right. I Always Went Into A Bag Full Speed, Feet First. I Had Sharp Spikes On My Shoes. If The Baseman Stood Where He Had No Business To Be And Got Hurt, That Was His Fault.

I Never Could Stand Losing. Second Place Didn't Interest Me. I Had A Fire In My Belly.

I'm Coming Down On The Next Pitch, Krauthead.

A Ball Bat Is A Wondrous Weapon.