The Mayor Of Hong Kong, Who Said

Long John Silver's Wife, Short, Who Said To John, If The Shoe Fits... Never Got A Dinner!

King Henry Viii, Who Said To His Lawyer, Forget The Alimony, I've Got A Better Idea. Never Got A Dinner!

Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau, Can We Talk? Never Got A Dinner!

Goliath's Mother, Who Said To Goliath, Stop Running Around With David! You're Always Coming Home Stoned! Never Got A Dinner!

Sure, I've Gotten Old. I've Had Two Bypass Surgeries, A Hip Replacement, New Knees... I've Fought Prostate Cancer And Diabetes. I'm Half Blind, Can't Hear Anything Quieter Than A Jet Engine, And Take 40 Different Medications That Make Me Dizzy, Winded, And Subject To Blackouts. I Have Bouts With Dementia, Poor Circulation, Hardly Feel My Hands Or Feet Anymore, Can't Remember If I'm 85 Or 92, But... Thank God, I Still Have My Florida Driver's License!