Alex Hailey, Who Traced His Roots All

Donald Trump's Mother, Who Said, Donnie! Stop Playing Monopoly And Get In That Barber's Chair! Never Got A Dinner!

George W. Bush, Who Said To Pope John Paul Ii, Give Us A Visit, And Bring The Missus. Never Got A Dinner!

King Solomon, Who Said To His Thousand Wives, Who Doesn't Have A Headache Tonight? Never Got A Dinner!

Venus De Milo's Mother, Who Once Said To Venus, You Never Call Me. Can't You Pick Up A Phone? Never Got A Dinner!

Long John Silver's Wife, Short, Who Said To John, If The Shoe Fits... Never Got A Dinner!