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Television Has Proved That People Will Look At Anything Rather Than Each Other.

Trouble Is Not A Sign Of Inadequacy, Stupidity Or Inferiority, But Rather An Inescapable Part Of Life - Proof That You Are A Card-carrying Member Of The Human Race.

If You Want To Catch Trout, Don't Fish In A Herring Barrel.

Maturity Is The Ability To Live In Peace With That Which We Cannot Change.

At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don't. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.