Always Drink Upstream From The Herd.

On Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything: Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

When You Give A Lesson In Meanness To A Critter Or A Person, Don't Be Surprised If They Learn Their Lesson.

There's Only One Thing That Can Kill The Movies, And That's Education.

I Bet After Seeing Us, George Washington Would Sue Us For Calling Him 'father.'

It Rained In The Middle West. Farmers Are Learning That The Relief They Get From The Sky Beats What They Get From Washington.