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They Are Voting Whether To Keep A Governor Two Years Or Four. I Think A Good, Honest Governor Should Get Four Years, And The Others Life.

Labor Leaders Don't Do Much Laboring After They Are Able To Lead.

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.

You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One

America Is A Nation That Conceives Many Odd Inventions For Getting Somewhere But It Can Think Of Nothing To Do Once It Gets There.