Always Drink Upstream From The Herd.

Don't Raise Anything, Except What Fits Your Appetite. Then The Price Don't Worry You. Just Raise All You Can Eat And Let The Low Prices Go By.

Does College Pay? They Do If You Are A Good Open-field Runner.

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.

Government Investigations Have Always Contributed More To Our Amusement Than They Have To Our Knowledge.

The Business Of Government Is To Keep The Government Out Of Business - That Is, Unless Business Needs Government Aid.