Money And Writing Appear To Be Mutually

Cats And Dogs Believe Politicians Are Like Cemetery Caregivers; They Are On Top Of Everyone, But Nobody Listens.

Women Who Love Women Are Lesbians. Men, Because They Can Only Think Of Women In Sexual Terms, Define Lesbian As Sex Between Women.

Mother Love Is The Most Powerful, The Most Irrational Force On Earth, Even More Powerful Than Sexual Love. However, One Does Lead To The Other, So Best Not To Spurn The Former.

Seriousness Is The Refuge Of The Shallow. There Are Events And Personal Experiences That Call Forth Seriousness But They Are Fewer Than Most Of Us Think.

The Reward For Conformity Is That Everyone Likes You But Yourself.