He Tried To Drown His Troubles But

Whenever I Doubt The Existence Of God Or The Goddess, I Look At Horses. Only God Could Have Made A Horse.

Morals Are Private. Decency Is Public.

I Think Of Birth As The Search For A Larger Apartment.

Golf Is An Expensive Way To Make Yourself Miserable.

Never Measure Literature By Accounting Statistics. A Quarter Of Working Authors Earn Less Than $1,000.