Mike Laga Will Make You Forget About

I Don't Want To Embarrass Any Other Catcher By Comparing Him To Johnny Bench.

Every 24 Hours The World Turns Over On Someone Who Was Sitting On Top Of It.

Me Carrying A Briefcase Is Like A Hotdog Wearing Earrings.

This Game Has Taken A Lot Of Guys Over The Years Who Would Have Had To Work In Factories And Gas Stations And Made Them Prominent People. I Only Had A High School Education, And Believe Me, I Had To Cheat To Get That. There Isn't A College In The World That Would Have Me And Yet In This Business You Can Walk Into A Room With Millionaires, Doctors, Professional People And Get More Attention Than They Get. I Don't Know Any Other Business Where You Can Do That.

Chris Pittaro Is The Best Rookie I've Had In 15 Years.