Middle Age Is The Time Of Life

There Are Very Few Humorists Who Have Written First-rate Humor After They've Become Elderly.

Some Golfers Blast Their Ball From Traps, With One Adroit Explosion, But Others, Out In Ten Perhaps, Depend Upon Erosion.

I Love A Finished Speaker, I Really, Truly Do I Don't Mean One Who's Polished, I Just Mean One Who's Through.

[beowolf] Is Considered An Epic Because Of Its Long Speeches, Its Digressions, Its Repetition, And Its Being Required.

If We Cannot Define Stupidity, At Least We Can Trace Most Human Misfortunes And Weaknesses To It. Its Manifestations Are Legion, Its Symptoms Are Endless.