Middle Age Is The Time Of Life

I've Suffered From All Of The Hang-ups Known, And None Is As Bad As The Telephone.

The Great Improvement Of The Radio Over The Telephone Is That It May Be Turned Off Without Offending The Speaker.

In Larger Things We Are Convivial; What Causes Trouble Is The Trivial.

Each Year It Grows Harder To Make Ends Meet - The Ends I Refer To Are Hands And Feet.

I Love A Finished Speaker, I Really, Truly Do I Don't Mean One Who's Polished, I Just Mean One Who's Through.