Meryl Streep Is An Acting Machine In

I Wear My Clothes, My Clothes Don't Wear Me.

You Make Good Coffee . . . You're A Slob, But You Make Good Coffee.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

I'm Still Friends With All My Exes, Apart From My Husbands.

Gay Guys Like A Certain Kind Of Woman. They Like A Flamboyant Woman That's Broken. They Like A Balls-to-the-wall Woman, Motherly But Not; Sexual But Not. Gay Guys Are Like This: They Either Love You Or They Don't Even Know You're On The Planet. Once You Have Them, You Have Them.