I Always Wanted To Be Famous Because

Gay Guys Like A Certain Kind Of Woman. They Like A Flamboyant Woman That's Broken. They Like A Balls-to-the-wall Woman, Motherly But Not; Sexual But Not. Gay Guys Are Like This: They Either Love You Or They Don't Even Know You're On The Planet. Once You Have Them, You Have Them.

There's Not Someone Who Tells You How Adorable You Are And Rubs Your Head And Goes Into A Crowded Press Conference And Stands At The Back And Winks At You So That You Think, 'i Can Get Through This.'

I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can Do Dr. Pepper.

I Never Cared About Money. I'm Not Destined To Be A Rich Woman. I'm Destined To Be A Woman Who Makes A Lot Of Money And Never Has Any. I've Made Millions And Millions And Millions Of Dollars And I Just Spend It.

I Really Don't Think Of Myself As A Singer. I Think Of Myself As An Entertainer, And The Best Place I Do It Is Onstage.