If I Knew Why I Worried So

A Husband Only Worries About A Particular Other Man; A Wife Distrusts Her Whole Species.

Women Are The Right Age For Just A Few Years; Men, For Most Of Their Lives.

In Church, Sacred Music Would Make Believers Of Us All — But Preachers Can Be Counted On To Restore The Balance.

The Ideal Home: Big Enough For You To Hear The Children, But Not Very Well.

A Car Is Useless In New York, Essential Everywhere Else. The Same With Good Manners.