The Total History Of Almost Anyone Would

When A Man Falls In Love, He Wants To Go To Bed. When A Woman Falls In Love, She Wants To Talk About It.

Family Quarrels Have A Total Bitterness Unmatched By Others. Yet It Sometimes Happens That They Also Have A Kind Of Tang, A Pleasantness Beneath The Unpleasantness, Based On The Tacit Understanding That This Is Not For Keeps; That Any Limb You Climb Out On Will Still Be There Later For You To Climb Back.

Money: In Its Absence, We Are Coarse; In Its Presence, We Are Vulgar.

Women Flirt To Keep Their Stock High, Men To Get Somewhere.

People Find It Hard To Be Both Comic And Serious, Though Life Manages It Easily Enough.