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I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take Care Of A Peanut I Had In 1962.

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.

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I Have Been Doing Leg Lifts Faithfully For About Fifteen Years, And The Only Thing That Has Gotten Thinner Is The Carpet Where I Have Been Doing The Leg Lifts.